Cheating on the Phone

Yeah, it's nice.

I think we're gonna go eat sushi or something like that.

What are you doing?

Oh, well, maybe I can help you later.

I can't right now, I'm busy.

Um, yeah, she's doing good.

Oh, her dog keeps jumping on me.

He's like trying to lick me.

I mean the dog is trying to lick me.

Oh my god.

Oh, stop.

Oh, this dog won't stop bothering me.

Maybe it likes my perfume or something.

Get off of me.

I'm not making weird noises.

I'm just...

I don't...

There's no slurping noises or anything.

I need to talk about...

I swear.

I swear.

Oh, the ***** breathing.

It's not anybody.

I can't hear anything.

I'm just sitting here.

I'm going to get you Mr. Coy.

Just stop.

I swear I'm not doing anything.

I'm just sitting here.

Hang up the phone.

I think I gotta go.

Stacy wants to leave.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm losing it again, it's getting nice and hard.

I'm losing it.

I'll stick it in my mouth.

Oh, now you're dead.

I like your hair, it's cute.

Mmm.

Mmmm

you

That cleans your cough.

I couldn't wait to come see you today.

Yeah.

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