Chemical reaction

What happened?

Well...

Easy there, sir. Put that down.

Oh. I'm sorry.

Anyways, I had a guest here and things were getting intense when he spotted the *** on the table.

He?

Yeah.

Is that registered?

Sure.

Anyway, um...

He asked to see the ***, so I handed it to him.

And before I knew it, he pulled the trigger.

Twice.

Where is he?

He ran out of here faster than a jackrabbit.

What's this?

Proofs?

To find an installation I'm going to be mounting next month.

Yeah, a nightclub in Corsica. Each one of them is gonna be 20 feet high.

Rear ends?

Yeah. My trigger-happy friend was gonna post for the last one of them.

Is this stuff legal?

Officer, I'm an established fine artist. This stuff is about as legal as it can get.

So, how come you're in your shorts?

I like to be comfortable when I work.

So, you're models, gauntlet?

Blew the coup, damn fool. Threw away 1500 bucks in the bargain.

How much?

1500 dollars.

Just to show you that?

Yeah, why? You interested, officer?

Me? Nah.

That's a lot of money.

Sure is.

I bet you could use it too.

Yeah, I got responsibilities.

Baby needs a new pair of shoes?

Something like that.

Let's give it a try. If you don't like it, we'll call it off.

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