Cindy
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I am not a fan of McDonalds or the people who insist on cutting me off when they pull out of the driveway
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Okay, I am here with my brand new friend, Cindy.
C-I-N-D-Y.
I was cracking her up.
Cracking myself up too.
Cindy.
Cindy is special for a reason and that reason, besides being very cute, is Cindy was 18 yesterday,
if you can believe that.
That is the truth.
So I can't get much closer to barely legal than that, can I?
No.
And she was all like casual about it too.
You know, like, "Oh, is that a big deal?"
That's a big deal.
But that's a good thing.
So Cindy is 5'****** said?
Right.
And I guessed your weight, which was?
1'10".
1'10".
And I even guessed your breast size.
Correct.
Which was?
34B.
All natural?
All natural.
Of course.
You better be natural if you're 18 years old, right?
And 34B.
That's right.
Nobody would be a natural B, I mean, an unnatural B, right?
They would be like a C or D or multiples of D. So anyway, this goes without saying that
you have never done anything quite like this before, because if you did, it wasn't legal.
But this is.
So happy belated birthday.
Well, thank you.
By the way.
Well, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
I was asking Cindy if she has any tattoos and the answer was no.
No tattoos, yet you have a piercing, right?
One piercing.
One piercing, which would be where?
My butt.
Your navel.
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