Cinema 25

Now, as we know, she's been having an affair with Joe Maharis, who plays Dirk.

But, unknown to him, she's also having an affair with Dirk's wife, Morgan, played by Linda Evers.

The two women have been meeting regularly in a small, sleazy, one-bedroom apartment in West Hollywood

for some hot sessions of girl-girl lovemaking.

Joan and Linda meet one day for their weekly fun and games.

What the?

You're John Connors.

And you're Linda Addison.

We were expecting someone else, darling.

Oh.

Now this is some kind of goof.

Now I got it.

Cy Lipschitz hired you two.

You're celebrity look-a-likes.

And uh...

This is a practical joke, right?

Fairly so, sweetheart.

Can we use your bed?

We're poor.

Well, that's easy.

A union is an organization that helps you demand more money than your worth.

And if you don't get the money, then you don't work.

And if you do get the money, then you work as little as you have to.

I don't think you girls are listening.

Hello?

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