CLASSIC-1986 HD

with all the guys in high school.

Some people say she's had a stroke or something.

They don't know what to do with her.

My dad says, "Who cares as long as everybody's having fun."

I guess he's right.

Who cares?

But you know, I heard she really didn't have a stroke.

In fact, my friend Mark told me what really happened.

And it's got to be the strangest story I've ever heard.

Anyway, I'll tell you just the way Mark told it to me,

and you can judge for yourself.

Well, it all happened on the day

of Karina's bachelorette party.

My friends Lois and Len went to the racetrack

to meet Lois' boyfriend Kevin after practice,

just like they always do on Saturdays.

This has got to be, without a doubt, the longest week of my life.

I know. Tonight's going to be so much fun.

Everybody's so excited.

I know. God, I can't believe this.

I can't take this place.

Really?

Give me an M!

Give me an A!

Give me an N!

Oops. I gotta go.

Looks like here comes Kevin. He rides here.

Well, good to see you.

See you later.

See you later.

You're gonna help me with the socks.

Kevin, why don't you buy me a boat?

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