Classic DP: Ona Zee

Which brings about my favorite hobby, anal sex.

Yes, Chuck, anal sex.

After a long day at the office, I don't go home and smoke, drink, or do *****.

I look forward to anal sex after a long day of statistics.

Oh, thinking of statistics.

How are Lawrence stats?

Outstanding.

Outstanding.

Let's see what Lauren thinks, alright?

Lauren, your stats were outstanding. What about his?

At first, I just couldn't believe him. I mean, what a dork.

I was ready to sue you, the show, the station, even the fucking video cassette tape company.

But then, Wayne won me over.

We were just about to go our separate ways when he told me about his love for anal sex.

Especially, he said, with older women.

That certainly got my attention and it turned me on.

So then we decided to go over to his friend Ron's house for some suggestions about...

Ronnie! Ron!

Ron!

Wayne! Wayne! How are you?

How you doing?

We were having such a nice time, but we just come by.

Come on in! Have a seat.

From the date, she had some ideas, but everything in the end was my idea, because mine were better.

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