CLASSIC PORN GEMS 129 (-Moritz-)

...mostly stupid.

You're getting a little bit far away from happy camperland, aren't you?

Yeah, well, that's for tenderfoot's feet.

I'm a real camper.

You know, blazing new trails, taking the roads less traveled and all that shit.

Nice car.

Air-conditioned.

Yeah, but we don't use it.

What did you say your name was?

I didn't.

It's, uh, Jake.

So, Jake, what are you doing out here in the middle of nowhere?

It's a long story.

Well, I've got time.

I don't.

You're not.

I mean, we're out here all alone.

I'm a woman, and you're a hunk.

Maybe you should take advantage of the situation.

How?

Think of something.

Ugh, *******.

Morning camper!

Mmm.

I'm so good.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.