Classic Shane trying DP first time

It will help me, I'm all about good thirst.

Yeah, you sit there.

I think it will help.

Penises.

They're such awkward looking things, aren't they?

Look at it for a minute, alright?

Notice how it bounces back.

I mean...

And look at... Notice the cleanly shaved nuts.

I showed you the ass.

Respect the job that I did.

Oh, you did a very good job.

You done the bowl.

Oh, what'd you do?

She did the ass.

She did my whole crack.

Mmm.

Mmm.

It's very, very...

So beautiful.

So beautiful.

Isn't this attractive?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

In my mind, it's pretty attractive to me.

Life is good.

Okay, just watch this.

And that's it.

I'll let you show me.

Hand in mouth, hand in mouth, hand in mouth.

Way to my heart.

Oh, would she like me to come in her room?

Is that what she wants?

What?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Imagine that.

Oh, I'm going to fuck her, like, really bad.

Maybe.

Oh.

Oh.

Yvonne called me earlier.

Is that right?

Yvonne's missing one of these.

Uh-huh.

It's got a lot, and it's bigger!

Who cares?

Just kidding.

It's not the size, it's how you use it.

It's not the size of the rattle that satisfies,

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