Claudia Now Knows She Likes to get Spermed all Over Her Face

Claudia now knows she likes to get spermed all over her Face

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Hi, my name is Heidi Main and I'm going to be your ball-busting defense instructor today.

Basically to defend yourself against ********* and Asians in general.

So let's get started.

Most attacks, sometimes, well not most, but a lot happen in bars or because of a bar.

So we're going to be going through some scenarios in which a bar will be involved in you getting attacked.

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So get out your notepad and start taking some notes and feel free to, I don't know, grab your nearest dangerous human being.

If you have an agent nearby, great, I do.

If not, just grab your boyfriend or husband or hapless neighbor.

And we're going to teach you castration by teeth, some ball kicking, and some ball punching.

Okay, for our first scenario, I'm just going to be standing here near the jukebox and you ever have that guy that just walks up to you and starts ******* on you, grabbing your boob, licking your armpits, whatever the hell he thinks he wants to do?

Well, I'll be demonstrating that for you.

Hey baby.

Hi.

I'm glad you came over to this bar tonight.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, gosh.

You should come here more often.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, boy.

See, that was called the ball uppercut.

And what I did was I started ******* his penis like he was actually going to get some.

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