clean my ass your lazy

He's not ******.

Do you really think so?

Look at that. The light is off in his room. He hasn't finished any of this. Look at this fucking mess.

He hasn't finished any of his fucking chores at all.

This house is fucking disgusting.

He's gone.

He's in here fucking ********.

Wake up, motherfucker! Wake up!

Okay.

What the fuck do you think you're doing ********, huh?

What do you think you're doing?

I don't know.

Answer me, scum!

I'm just trying to get some rest. Sorry.

I'm just trying to get some rest. Sorry.

Who said you're allowed to rest?

Nobody. I was just going to sleep.

Are you supposed to be our guard dog?

Are you supposed to stay awake all night while we're ********?

Yes, ma'am.

Are you even allowed to sleep?

No.

That's right. You're not allowed to sleep.

Somebody's going to fucking come in and steal our shit.

Yes, they're going to come in and fucking look at it.

Yes, I see. I'm sorry, ma'am.

You know what you have to fucking do?

What?

Not getting farted on was bad. You're going to have to eat my fucking asshole.

Yes, ma'am.

How do you feel about that, huh?

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