cock parties- survival of the fittest

Well, I'd love to join the club.

This is gonna be the perfect honeymoon getaway.

You busy?

I could really use a DJ. Why don't you come in here?

Excuse me.

I ran for the fire pit and no one came.

Will you please keep me a blanket?

We're getting ready to head out. I think you'll be more help here with the passengers.

Alright, but you better find some help soon. I don't know how long these guys can hold out.

Don't worry. I'm going to get these people out of here as soon as possible.

Well, just keep your mind on getting us out of here and keep your fucking pants on for a change.

Alright.

Just get back to the passengers. Make sure they're alright.

Alright.

Hey, it looks like a ridge up there. I'll go up there and see if I can spot a cabin or something.

Um, what's your name?

Chad.

Why don't you come with me? The rest of you guys can stay and rest.

Sounds good to me, yeah.

Alright, mama. Come on, you pig.

Did you guys see anything?

How did you guys get all cleaned up?

Oh, we came upon a waterfall just up past the hill.

Oh, that's just great. You leave us sitting here while you're off swimming and no telling what else.

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