COCKHAM INTRO PART 1
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START OF A GAMEPLAY OF COCKHAM , WHICH IS A PARODY INCLUDING BOTH MARVEL AND DC HEROES. INCLUDES MILFS AND GIGANTIC LOVE SHAFT
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Kockum City, a grim metropolis where crime is rife.
Gang warfare.
Bank ******ies.
Muggings of innocent wives and mothers in broad nightlight.
Followed by sex crime, the biggest scourge of Kockum.
Who will fight the dark sex underworld of Kockum City?
Not this guy. He doesn't even have a dick.
And this dude is just a billionaire with a fancy car. He doesn't even have real superpowers.
No, Kockum City needs a real sex superhero.
Kockum needs a real superhero to fight organized sex crime.
Yeah, I agree. I'm sick and tired of these perverts staring at my tits every time I go on a mission.
And can we count on these two doofuses? Oh no, they're too busy fighting the same villains over and over again.
It's not my fault sexy Luther keeps escaping.
Can someone remind me which villain I'm supposed to be fighting? 'Cause I get confused.
What an ass licker.
I heard that I have super hearing, remember, douchebags?
Since I couldn't find any volunteer to enter my dangerous machine, I experimented on my land boy.
What? She has a land boy?
Housing is real expensive in Kockum. Makes sense she would want to share her apartment to make a bit of money on it.
Not that you would know anything about the economic strife of the average person.
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