Consequences of stealing from the wife

Here, why don't you go get us some gum.

Okay.

Here, have a piece.

Thank you.

Is it good?

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

I've got to talk to you about something.

Okay.

I need you to empty your pockets under the couch.

Okay.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

So you took my money?

For that, I'm gonna give you an ass whooping you'll never forget.

I want you to wait there while I get the spoon.

Okay.

Bend over.

I'll teach you to steal from me.

Okay.

I want you to remove your belt.

Get...

Bend over on the couch.

I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

You gonna steal again?

No!

Huh?

No!

Okay.

Is that enough?

Stand in the corner for five minutes.

With your... Stand there with your nose to the wall.

I got a surprise for you.

Okay, I decided I've picked this nice switch for you.

And for stealing I'm going to give you 15 strokes for each dollar you stole from me.

Okay?

So I want you to come over here and bend over again.

And I want you to count every time.

Okay?

Okay?

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Stand up.

Eleven, twelve, *************.

Stop moving around.

*******, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four,

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