Cooking in My White Apron

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I'm wearing my apron. I'm gonna cook.

Isn't it cute?

It's got these string panties. Can you see them?

My floor is dirty. My cats, when they eat their food,

they don't know how to eat politely,

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and they make a big mess, and I still have to sweep.

But it takes me a long time to get to things,

because I'm always dancing and doing other things.

My refrigerator is still broken,

and my hair is not combed. I just kind of bunched it up

so you can hear them eating again. They're little piggies.

So I get distracted, but I'm gonna cook something for me to eat.

I'm so tired of eating room temperature food,

because my refrigerator doesn't work,

and sometimes I don't have time to cook.

I don't want to take the time to cook sometimes.

So this morning, I'm thinking, I'm gonna eat today.

I'm gonna eat a hot meal.

I have to sneeze.

So I said, I'm going to...

I basically just eat one meal a day now.

There's a million things I want to do.

So I...

Oh, it got really dry.

It doesn't look good.

This is...

I put grits in water and I put pecans and walnuts and I put it in the microwave.

But now this is fine because I'm going to...

I've never done this, but I figured it might be good.

I'm going to kind of fry the grits.

And then I'm going to put shrimp in it.

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