Cop woman

Would you like to read my radar?

No, that's alright. But, no, I wasn't speeding.

License and registration, please.

What? Can we just keep letting go? I got a party to get to.

Step out of the vehicle, ma'am.

What?

I'm so lost.

You're not allowed to put your hands on the vehicle. - Oh, really?

I don't think you need to do this, Ralph.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

You have the right to an attorney.

If you cannot afford one, one will be provided for you.

Do you understand these rights which I have read to you?

Yes.

What the...

I think this is inappropriate.

Never been frisked before, lady?

Nothing to tell.

Yeah, well...

How do I know if you're not concealing ****** weapons in your bra?

Um...

I...

This is... This can't be legal. What are you doing to me?

I have never been treated like this by a cop before.

Well, maybe then the next time you'll think twice before giving one an attitude.

Can I go, Blue?

I just told you you could.

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