COROA PELUDA

Brassiere?

Are you ready for a doubleheader?

Everybody's coming.

Take a seat.

The name of this song is "Don't Leave Me This Way."

I don't think I will.

I drink to your dick.

This is what you call total hairiness.

If it wasn't for my pan- tight pants breaking off my hair legs, they'd be double thick and double long than that.

Even my underwear, I know this breaks a lot of my crotch hair off.

My underarms? Nothing unusual. Just simply that they're not shaved, that's all.

Why should I shave? God put it there, it'll stay there.

Should I cut off my boobs? So why should I cut off my hair?

I mean it would take weeks for you Bushmen to explore the Amazon here, wouldn't it?

Why is it that every time I do this I feel like farting?

I do not put Vaseline on mine.

It's just the way God made me.

Yes, this is the hairy bush that came from outer space to America.

♪ As good as you ♪

♪ Mercy ♪

Won't you pardon me, pretty woman?

I couldn't help but see, pretty woman

That you love me as you be

Oh, you love me just like me

♪ I've been stuck for a while ♪

Pretty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah

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