Cute bikini girl stroking a tiny dick

Tell him to crow.

So if somebody came up to you with a dick like that?

I would put it in the refrigerator door and slam it.

You like torture, don't you?

I swear.

Yes.

So you wouldn't fuck that at all?

No.

No? How big would it have to be for you to fuck it?

My toys are bigger than this thing.

Big.

Like a cucumber.

Like a little cucumber?

No.

Little peanuts.

If it was bigger you could at least have it in your mouth or something.

But it would be more for you to do with it, huh?

Yeah. I think so.

I could put two hands on it.

But it's so small you can only put one.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Your toes are probably bigger than it.

Piggy toes.

Piggy toes.

Does it stand hard at least for you?

Yeah, kind of.

Do you want some more lotion, small penis?

Let's find you.

You're so small it doesn't see you anymore.

The lotion is intimidated by small penis.

Oh, he just moved it for you.

Wow.

There it goes again.

He can make it jump.

Maybe there's not much there.

Easy to lift, not much weight.

See?

If it was bigger it would be heavier to do that.

He doesn't have to worry about like...

You ever hear guys like, "Do you tuck to the right or to the left?"

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