Cute Bookworm Gets Caught Shoplifting and Must Submit to a Thorough Cavity Search

Ma'am, do I need to call the police?

Right, I saw this on the shelves earlier.

Guess it's not there anymore.

Every year, retailers lose 45 billion to shoplifters.

Our library is underfunded,

and I just wanted to get some more.

Let me tell you a story about a young woman

who decided to steal some books.

You wanna know how that story panned out?

What are you doing?

I need to make sure.

You're not even a part of anything in my bra,

are you crazy?

Authorities have reported an increased rate

of women over 30 being prosecuted for shoplifting.

This is going to be a full cavity, sir.

I didn't say it was fine.

I didn't say you could do this.

My God, that is so unnecessary.

It's the job of loss prevention officers

to protect their merchandise

against the most unassuming suburban housewives

and matriarchs.

Maybe I can cut you a little bit of a deal,

but I'm gonna need you to do something for me.

I think you understand.

You want a book?

No.

No.

These women are caught on *************

and are prosecuted to the fullest extent,

all on video only on Shoplifter Milf.