DADDY4K. Bind me, Mr. Beedy

Sorry. What's all the rope?

Are you wrapping presents?

No. The rope is for tying stuff up.

Oh, that sounds so cool.

You know, there's over 51 rope ties.

Can you show me?

Well, yeah.

Is it kind of like gift wrapping?

Well, I mean I could, but really, I mean this is really for scouts.

And this is what's really going on.

Look at the flashlights. You've got the rope for the tying up of certain individuals.

And, uh, it's really, really too complicated to explain to a girl. I mean...

Uh, excuse me?

Yeah, I mean it's a boy thing.

It'd be like you trying to explain to me how girls, what they talk about in the restroom.

You see the correlation there?

No, I want to know.

You want to know what?

I want to know about the rope.

Oh, God.

Like, you say you use it for people, like how?

Like when you climb trees and stuff?

No, I'll tell you how. You want to know how?

Yeah, I want to know.

You want to know how?

I want to know.

Okay. See this? What is this?

Rope!

Rope. That's right. This rope could save your life.

Okay. Can you show me how, then?

What's it like?

What do you do with it?

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