DADDY4K. Naive girl cheats on future husband with dad

Who?

Father of the groom.

Who?

Future father-in-law!

Oh, I'm so sorry, you sound just like your son.

Well, it's about the only thing that we two have in common.

I got it.

So, I just wanted to come in and check on you and see how things are.

I got the flowers, the dress.

Yeah, you know, just some last minute jitters.

Yeah, I bet.

Oh no, I mean, you look fantastic.

Thank you.

You look great too, you always do though.

Oh, hey, thanks.

So listen, I mean, you're so beautiful.

Are you a...

So, you promised to be a good wife to my son, right?

Love, honor, and obey.

Faithfully.

I'll try.

What does that mean?

I just, I haven't been with many men.

And it just, it would have been nice to get some experience before I got married.

Right?

Right.

But, well, isn't that what bachelorette parties are for?

Yeah, but we ***** way too much and then we all got sick.

So...

Yeah, the same thing happened to me and my first ex-wife.

Yeah.

I mean, I just want one night to get all my wild oats out.

You know?

Well, hey, you got 20 minutes.

I mean, I just, I don't have any experience, sexually.

I'm kind of nervous about the honeymoon tonight.

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