Dalny Series 29 - Car Trouble To Ass Trouble

You bought an American car. That was the problem right there.

I'm just kidding.

Is that a camera? You guys are filming me?

Yeah, we're doing just like a little documentary.

Oh my God.

You know what, I got an idea.

Doesn't your cousin live right around here?

Ritardo?

What's his name?

Yeah, Bert.

Bert, that's right.

Yeah, he works at my...

want the car to still be here. If they're going to steal it, they probably know how

to fix it.

A little shag tag.

Shag, whatever the hell.

I don't know what the fuck I'm saying.

Excuse my French.

So what do you say is going to use this film for?

I forgot.

Well, we were doing it.

We were working on a documentary,

and we were just testing out our equipment

when we saw you in distress.

So we're just kind of like getting used to it.

It's very much like the first issue, pretty much.

Yeah.

We were noticing you in distress, so, you know.

So what do you do down here?

Well actually I am a masseuse.

Oh, look at that.

How come I can never find that?

I always look for girlfriends that are masseuses or chefs or something like that.

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