DANNI LABS.

Research is such a fascinating, exciting work.

I have such a passion for science.

It just makes me feel so alive, so warm, so tingly.

But now to our latest, greatest innovation.

The Daniversal Remote. Your standard Universal Remote controls things like your TV, stereo and VCR.

The Daniversal Remote goes one step beyond and offers you features like refreshment,

Thank you, Carolyn.

But unfortunately, I don't drink beer.

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

Now say you're making sweet love to your lady, but you're having trouble getting her all

the way there.

With a special Danny Versal remote implant, you can give her an orgasm with the touch

of a button.

Don't you feel anything?

Hmm... You must be set to the wrong frequency.

I wonder...

...of your financial statements, and take a look at...

Oh, God!

Anyway, my favorite feature is the sexy montage.

I love this feature. Unfortunately, we have not found a way to eliminate the crappy music,

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