Dean Councils Student

What kind of weird effect?

I don't know, just the ideas he's preaching.

They're a little out there and I feel like he's becoming a Spangali to certain students.

Any students in particular?

Well, there's one, a good friend of mine, and I've just been a little worried about her.

She's starting to get obsessed. She hangs on to every word that this guy says.

Well, he is a revolutionary in the field.

His theories have not improved. It can all be just a bunch of gibberish.

Do you think he's taking advantage of some of his students?

Having inappropriate relationships with any of them?

Let's say, with your friend?

I don't know. I don't know anything about the guy.

But you're concerned.

Like I said, I just think he's having a bad effect on my friend.

Joey, we both know she's not your friend. You can drop the act.

I'm sorry, I just didn't want this to be.

Are you afraid I won't be objective if I know you have a girlfriend?

I already know. I'm the dean of students. I know everything that happens at this school.

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