Delivery Man

and I just, I'll call you back, bye.

Is there something I have to sign?

Uh, yeah, as a matter of fact, why don't you sign this, baby?

Ugh, whatever. You're such a pig.

Come on, you know you want it.

Want what?

You want this, baby.

What makes you think I want it?

Because I can tell you want it.

How can you tell that I want it?

Well, I can tell.

Well, can you at least shut the door? I mean...

Sure.

There you go. A little cuff movement.

I guess. Yeah. I, I, yeah. I don't know.

This is what I want you to sign right here.

I'm sorry about that baby.

You know what? I don't think you're talking to me here. At least treat me like a lady.

Just a second.

Hey!

Okay.

I can't believe I'm doing this. This is crazy.

Of course, to you it's crazy.

Pig.

God, this is such a pig.

God, I bet next you're probably gonna want to stick it in my ass or something.

Oh yeah, that's right baby, how'd you guess?

You guys are okay?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, I like that.

What else are you gonna do with that?

I'm gonna stick it up your ass.

You're gonna suck me up my ass?

Yeah. - Yeah?

You're gonna stick it in there?

You're not just gonna eat me, I'm sorry.

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