Delivery nut NOT from UPS

So I've come up with a solution that may help all your professional readers who find themselves in the same dilemma.

Hey, how you doing?

Got your mail?

You can sign that delivery receipt from "Pretty Perverted Panties."

It's my first day and I'm going to need to run that by my boss.

You're signing a delivery receipt, buddy boy.

It's not an admission of guilt.

Yeah.

Uh, Miss Jenkins?

Yes, Jason?

I have a, um...

I have a package here from a, um...

from a company we don't do business with.

Who is it from, Jason?

Well, it's from a, um, perverted, uh...

Sign for the package, Jason.

And Jason, come into my office and bring your package with you.

Oh, no, no,... no,no

I'm gonna bring my... I mean, I'm gonna bring THEE.

Yeah, I get bit by dogs on my job too, pal. It goes with the turf.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I jack off every time she walks by.

That's very flattering, Jason.

Get in here now.

Um...

Um...

Right away, uh, right away, Miss Jenkins.

Um, I'm on my way.

Just, um...

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