deux plombiers entreprenants baisent un client

The two men who showed up at my door were not what I expected.

If I knew plumbers looked like that, I would have clogged my sink a long time ago.

I'm usually not into unrefined blue collar guys, but these men were so fucking masculine

that I would have broken all my rules for them.

Hell, I would have even paid them for their time, just as long as they showered first.

Do you see anything down there that might be the issue?

I think that these things are a little clumsy.

Awesome. Is it a fix?

Have you been pouring coconut oil down the drain?

I cook with it.

We've been seeing this more and more with clean meat guys like yourself.

You heat up the coconut oil, use it to jack off with, and then pour the evidence down the drain.

No, that's not my thing.

What's this?

I cook with it.

Now you're just lying to us.

You know what I'm thinking? Maybe we should get Lawrence here a little tutorial on the proper use of coconut oil.

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