Diaper

Alright, so that babysitter that my sister cancelled by leaving a voicemail, didn't get the voicemail and she showed up,

thought I was the little *** because I was trying on these clothes, thinking it would be cute for like the costume party next week,

and she sees me like that, thinks I'm little Addie, makes, like punishes me, makes me do this coloring,

makes me wear all this ridiculous stuff.

Is that a diaper?

Yeah, and then she's like, "Oh, well I heard you had a bladder infection, you should be wearing diapers."

Oh, this is--

I am crazy.

She forced me to put it on, she's crazy.

And you gotta tell her, like this is just so screwed up.

It's been, oh, what took you so long? I thought you'd come back sooner before she--

This just shows that your sister is right.

You're so irresponsible.

This is nothing to do with that, it was just a big misunderstanding.

I leave you alone for an hour and you get yourself into this situation.

It's not like that, I mean, it was just--

Were you coloring?

She made me do it.

I don't know, you looked pretty content and satisfied before you knew I was coming back.

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