Dickman and Throbbin(J Holmes-T Byron-P North) 3

I, uh, guess so.

Shut the door, would you, babe?

Yeah, the door. Right.

What's the matter? You don't look so good.

Oh, I've just never done this before.

What? You mean you've never fucked before?

No, I mean I've never paid for sex before.

Well, I promise not to tell your mommy if you promise not to tell mine.

Now, get your clothes off.

Ain't you forgetting something?

Huh?

What do I look like, a baby?

Huh?

Hey, my hundred bucks.

Oh, oh, before we do it?

No, at Christmas time for Christ's sake.

Of course.

Sorry, I, uh...

I know, I know. You've never done this before.

What's the matter? Ain't I good enough looking for you?

Nah, it's not that. I don't think I should be here.

I mean, I love Kitty.

Kitty?

My wife.

Your wife's name is Kitty?

Gee.

I mean, she just won't...

Won't do it, huh?

I try to tell her that it's okay to have sex, but...

That's right. It's okay.

And Sandy's here to take care of everything.

I went and looked out front, but I never did see any motorcycles.

You're very persistent, aren't you?

That's my nature. I had to find out if the girl of my dreams was really attached.

Well, I'm not. What now?

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