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Oh, God. How she does go on.

All right, Alice. Let's get straight to the point.

We won't bullshit you. Will we, Alice?

No.

No, what?

No, sir.

No, honey. We don't talk like that with company.

No, what?

No boss.

No BS.

Well, close enough, honey. We know that she doesn't like the S word and the F word. Right, Alice?

I just don't think it's proper is all. Don't you agree, Bela?

Well, I pretty much don't give a shit what the fuck language they use, but as long as they're honest.

Great name, Bela.

What Alice and I are getting to is that, well, we live, we're swingers.

We live an alternate kind of lifestyle. Kind of a sexual thing. You understand, don't you?

But with the proper perspective. Only when the mood is right, when it feels right.

And there's that certain energy, you know, about a person. Much like with you, Bela.

With me? You two want to party with me?

Well, to tell you the truth, Alice is still pretty new at this kind of thing.

And you're still lovers with two other women, aren't you?

Well, we're all friends. But we don't always have sex with all three of us.

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