Diora Baird - Hot Tamale - (US2006)

Why?

I don't know.

Oh, uh, yes, please. Thank you.

Espresso or latte?

Okay.

Which one?

Either one is fine with me.

I think a latte.

I'm not quite sure you can handle an espresso.

I'm Tuesday, by the way.

Hi.

And, uh, you're Harlan from Wyoming?

Yeah. Like no place on earth.

And that's our slogan.

Oh.

For Wyoming.

Okay.

Why don't you sit down?

Did you ***** alright last night?

Oh yeah, great.

I didn't get too noisy for you?

Oh, right.

So, you're Caesar's girlfriend?

No, we just have sex.

I'm just kidding, okay?

My roommate Tina's the screamer. I just crashed over there last night.

Tina took Caesar to the airport this morning and I just hung out with you some updates.

Can I ask you a question?

Uh, yeah?

How good's your hair?

My hair?

Supercuts. Why?

I'm a hair stylist.

Really?

Yeah. You should let me pick your hair sometime.

Alright.

Oh, this is your letter note for you on the fridge.

I think it's an audition.

You're kidding.

Yeah, I guess the regular guy got deported or something.

Okay, so season one of you--

Oh, you did?

Oh, sorry.

Make yourself at home and have lots and lots of sex.

And don't let anyone touch the paintings or cut your balls off.

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