Dirty Read Sets The Mood

Guys are so fucking strange.

Aren't they? I hate them.

Well, we're going to forget about them today.

Guess what I rented at Movie Hut?

Oh my god, you found it?

Our favorite movie from sixth grade.

Oh god, I can't believe how in love I was with the guy.

Come on, let's go watch it.

So weird

You're a strange ***********.

I guess they were just desperate for entertainment.

This is pretty painful.

I'm gonna go get it.

The rain is really coming down.

It is nice and cozy in here.

It's like a book reading day.

It is. We should read it.

Well, I have books.

Well, do you want to read together?

I mean, we could take turns reading out loud.

Like we did in school when we were like eight?

Well, yeah, but at least now we can read things we actually like.

Let me check out your bookshelf.

That book is super dirty.

I like dirty.

"Unless I am very much mistaken," said the great detective, "we are about to have a visitor,

a woman of some standing in society who has just enjoyed a prolonged and vigorous bout

of sexual congress."

"How on earth do you know that?" I asked, amazed at his powers of prediction.

He beckoned me over onto the drawing-room window.

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