Do me a favor

Uh, yeah.

Uh, no, I know, it's gonna be big.

Well, I won't take all the credit.

No, just 99% of it.

Yes.

Yes.

Teresa, I have to call you back.

Yes, I'll call you back.

What is this shit?

This isn't non-dairy creamer.

You know I am lactose intolerant.

Uh, I'm very sorry, Miss Chase.

I'll go make you a new one right away.

Ah, just don't bother.

And who are you, again?

Uh, Gracie, I'm the new intern. It's my first day here.

Great.

Well, I don't have time to learn everybody's name and birthday around here.

Oh, but can you empty my wastebasket?

Sure.

Um, yeah, I'm just, I'm learning training to be an account executive.

Well, first lesson, do whatever it is that I say, and do it with a smile.

Yes, of course, Miss Chase.

So, how's this going?

Oh, good. I'm just trying to figure out...

Wrong. Wrong answer.

You love it! It's great!

Lesson number two, ass kissing will get you anywhere.

Got it?

Got it, Miss Chase.

Good. Now, run up to the door and tell me what you're doing.

Run along to the deli, grab me a chicken salad, and give me extra dressing.

Um, but I was supposed to just finish up...

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