Donna Marie - On the Bus,

You know what, fuck it, I'm going to do myself a line to cheer myself up.

I'm going to do myself a line to cheer myself up. I'm going to do myself a line to cheer myself up.

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm going to do.

It's going to cheer me right up this fucking coke.

This is going to get me going right on.

Doo doo doo... doo.

Excuse me.

What the fuck are you doing?

What do you mean?

You can't like, class A ***** on public transport.

It says no smoking, not no snorting.

Do I recognise you from somewhere?

Yeah, I used to be a porn star.

Donna Marie?

Yeah.

Fucking hell, I've got all your DVDs and everything at home.

Oh shit.

Yeah?

Could I have your autograph?

Um, yeah of course you can. Have you got a pen?

Oh, no, not on me.

Yeah, let me just put this to the side.

Yeah, cool.

You know, I've got a pen on you.

Right, right.

Um, well, I've got this.

That'll do.

Why don't you turn around and let me put it on your arse?

Cool.

Yeah?

Would you like that? Vendetta?

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