DOWN IN THE DUNES

Oh, nothing. I just had a real lousy fucking day.

Well, you should come down to my club and take a steam.

That might not be a bad idea.

We've got a great looking crowd this afternoon.

A crowd? Just the opposite of what I'm looking for.

I mean, there's some hot guys here. In fact, I got one of the best looking ones sucking around my dick as we speak.

Say hi to my buddy.

I...

Sounds pretty hot, doesn't it?

Yeah, he has quite a way with words.

We're multi-talented.

Come on, put yourself together and come on down and get one of these guys.

You know, I'm so sick of this casual sex bullshit.

You know, guys aren't even interested in anything but a quick blowjob.

You mean like me?

Yeah, exactly like you. Come on, you know how I am.

Yes, you're a picky bitch.

I'm not picky, I just want to date a human being for a change.

You know what? I think I know someone.

Oh no, not again. Remember the last guy you hooked me up with?

This guy's different.

They're all different, forget it.

Come on, what have you gotten to lose except for that negative attitude of yours?

Alright, what's he look like?

That's my boy. I'll have him call you.

Quit the little matchmaker, huh?

Shut up and suck my dick.

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