Dumb Whore Taking A Facial

This is my label, Serious Business.

You're at the UPS store.

Bam!

Color, pictures, charts, graphics.

I got a sweet deal.

Color prints for 25 cents.

I love logistics.

Number two.

Master Park, wipe your nose.

Get color prints for only 25 cents each

and enter for a chance to win a trip

to the NCAA Final Four.

Only at the UPS store and only for a limited time.

Hey, my piece on left-handed athletes.

Is that almost done?

Okay, thanks.

You were there the day the Priceline negotiated

and went down in that fiery bus crash.

Yes, I was.

We lost a beautiful man that day.

But we gained the knowledge that Priceline

has thousands and thousands of hotels on sale every day.

So I can choose the perfect one for me without bidding.

Is it hard for you to think back to that day?

Oh my, it has an infinity pool.

I love those, they just, and then drop off.

Kind of like the negotiator.

One.

Two.

Three.

One.

Two.

And three.