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I mean, you couldn't have fixed it with a paint-by-numbers kit.

You should be lucky you have him as a friend.

He's twice the man you'll ever be.

Whatever. Sorry, man.

That's better.

So, what did he do in the shop?

Well, he was waving his dick around in the shop.

Like it was the biggest thing.

What? Him?

Do not tell this story.

Anyone who's seen it knows it's the smallest thing.

Don't tell this story to her.

The teacher had came in while he was waving his dick around,

and he put his dick in the saw and he turned it on.

That explains everything, honey.

You got your dick cut off with a saw, that's why it's so small.

I don't have a small cuff.

He put it on there just to scare me.

Um, yes, you do.

I don't want to think about Brian's cock.

What the bitch?

It's pretty big.

Huh?

Thanks.

Let's see it.

Well, uh...

What do you think you're doing?

I want to see his cock.

What, are you afraid of it?

I'm not...

What are you...

Am I...

It would be good to compare for me, you know?

What a big cock is, what a little cock is.

Well, uh...

Oh my, that's a bulge.

Well...

Oh, wow.

Well...

Huh.

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