Ebony Amazon vs average joe

Crime scene whacker.

Mr. Whacker.

I'm not a whacker.

Investigator Whacker.

What the fuck?

Oh shut up.

Oh good.

Oh!

Jesus.

Please, I'm begging you. You gotta stop. You're killing me.

I love you big.

Jesus Christ!

What the?

Oh my god!

Break into my hotel room.

Took me to investigate in the dead body.

I'm gonna call your boys in just a minute.

Tell them to bring two body bags.

One for you and your snow friend.

What do you want to say?

You haven't had your...

I'm an investigator. Do you realize how much trouble you're in?

Oh, be quiet.

Get over here.

I can't believe you had the nerve to run away from me.

You ran away from me.

You ran away from me.

You made me almost break one of my heels.

You made me half shit.

I'm gonna squeeze shit out of you and then I'm gonna stick one in your ass.

You think you're gonna wear those in prison? Is that it?

Hell yeah.

I don't think so.

I'm gonna go talk to the warden.

You're gonna get standard treatment.

Trust me honey, I'm gonna talk to the warden about this.

He might be one of my victims also.

The warden.

And all the male security guards.

He's gonna be so mad at me.

He's gonna love me.

Jesus.

You're damn right they like pythons.

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