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I would really appreciate it.

Thanks.

How goes it, princess?

Not so well.

Apparently, nobody knows this guy.

He's like the Howard Hughes of smut peddlers.

Are you really sure you wanna take this assignment?

I mean, come on, you could be writing about gardening

or cat grooming or something.

Well, you know, if I really want to break out

in this industry and get noticed,

I'm gonna have to take on more interesting stories.

I'm tired of sticking with all the safe stuff.

And from what I've gathered, this guy is very interesting.

I mean, millionaire novelist, never been photographed,

and he blew his head off in an alcoholic haze.

I mean, I would have to say that's more interesting than the Chitrapple.

Suit yourself. I'm just a little concerned, that's all.

I mean, the world this guy writes about, it's not the one we live in.

I just don't want you to get in any danger.

I know.

I mean, come on, he was a pervert, wasn't he?

Well, that's open for interpretation.

20 million lonely Americans.

Yeah, well I don't want you to become 20 million and one.

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