Elle MacPherson - If Lucy Fell

Yeah, I know.

I mean, Jane I know.

I know lots of Janes.

Well, I don't know lots of Janes, but...

I have one very good friend named Jane.

That's nice.

Wow.

You really are pretty.

Thank you.

I mean, you look fantastic.

That...

Your dress is pretty.

So I think that... I think Joe was...

Oh, yeah, there he is.

Good.

So... Okay.

Hi.

Joe.

This is Jane.

Jane Lindquist.

Hi.

Joe McGonagall.

It's good to meet you.

I see you met Lucy already.

Yeah, we met over there.

Shh.

Excuse me.

I love your paintings.

Really?

Yeah, really.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah.

Are you involved with anyone?

Yes.

Who?

Me.

Him.

Really?

He does have quite a limp dick.

But he gives the best outlet I've ever had.

Hello?

Joe?

Yes, I am Joe. Joe McGonagall.

It's Jane.

Jane?

We met last night at your opening.

Jane?

Hello?

Hi. Hi. Hi.

Hi, Jane. How's it going?

Great.

What are you doing?

Just hanging out.

Listen, can I ask you a question?

Yeah.

Would you like to have dinner with me?

I'd love to.

Really?

Uh-huh.

Okay, great.

Um, I guess I'll just, uh...

I'll just give you a call.

Okay, why don't you just do that?

Oh, come in. It's open.

I've got to go. Bye.

Hi.

You bought me a strawberry.

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