Eric Can't Wait to Surprise His GF Angel for Valentine's Day but He Forgot that She Hates it

A Small Valentine's Day Problem

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keep your eyes closed.

You're gonna like this a lot.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Wow, I can't believe that after two

months of dating you don't already know this.

Prikaži manje Prikaži više

I hate Valentine's Day.

What?

Why?

Because of capitalism and consumerism and

it's just so wasteful doing all this for

just one day out of the year just to prove to someone that you love them.

This shit's so fucking stupid, I can't believe this shit.

Pop this shit.

Why did you put this stuff so high?

My God.

I can't reach it.

Do you need some help or something?

Obviously.

I mean, it's not that high.

I can't believe you would do all this when you already know that I hate

capitalism and that there's no ethical consumption under capitalism.

And that all this shit's gonna go to waste, all this shit's gonna end up in

landfills and it's gonna end up in the oceans at the end of the day.

And then the turtles are gonna choke on them.

And then all of this shit's just gonna go all to waste.

All this helium, we have a helium shortage.

Did you not know that?

We can't be blowing up balloons like this.

What the fuck?

And then all this wasteful material, there's latex, there's all this stuff.

Just everything, why don't you know me?

How do you not know me?

I thought you knew me.

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Eric Can't Wait To Surprise His GF, Angel, For Valentine's Day, But He Forgot That She Hates It