Everyone needs to see how much of a bitch you are

It's 2011, maybe you should upgrade.

Just saying.

Four eyes, you know they make surgery for that.

Yeah.

At least contacts.

Some things, those are not a good look.

Such a nerd.

But you're probably not even really a nerd, because nerd would mean that you're like smart.

Well yeah, so you're just dumb and ugly.

Dumb and ugly, that's a great way of putting it.

That really sucks for you.

That does suck.

I don't know how you even got that one.

I know.

So bad for your parents.

Do you just eat like 15 cheeseburgers a day?

Ew.

And two boxes of soda?

Oh my gosh.

Yeah.

You're going to do all my chores.

And you're going to cook all my dinners.

And you're basically going to be my bitch.

And you're...

Oh.

From now on, that little pea-sized brain of yours will just be quieted.

Like my toes, they're gone.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Breathe.

Should I let you breathe or should I not let you breathe?

This movie is not ASPCA approved.

And **** was not on the set.