Family Comes First

I was hoping the surprise...

Oh.

Oh, I hate it.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it

God, that feels so fucking good.

she moved out for a while to sort her

Yeah, but somehow wolves work.

Why are you still so handsome daddy?

Baby.

Sweetie, I don't know where this is going, but you're my daughter.

No I'm not. I'm a young 20 year old who's really attracted to you.

Oh, fuck yeah!

I feel so bad for him.

He's all grown up now and now he knows what it feels like to have his heart broken.

I've tried talking to him about it, but he just won't open up.

He's so talented and so handsome.

I can't believe any girl would treat him like this.

I need to help him rebuild his confidence.

Are you feeling any better?

I guess.

I think I want to go on one of those dating sites.

Like findaloser****

Oh my god, stop talking like that.

That's ridiculous.

You know I didn't like her from the moment I met her.

Why didn't you say anything?

Well, I didn't want to push you away.

I didn't want to alienate you.

You know, technically I've only been your mom for a couple of years.

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