Female Courthouse and Adam and Eve

Your Honor, with your permission, I'd like to treat this witness as a hostile.

I'll allow it.

Listen, asshole, you fucked my friend and you didn't call when you said you would.

That makes you a jerk and a fucking coward.

I called her. I'm here.

For a booty call.

Ladies of the jury, we intend to prove here that Mr. Logan is a coward and a liar

and acted maliciously against my client.

He lied, misrepresented himself, and did not spend an adequate amount of time on oral sex.

That's a lie. I spent at least three or four minutes.

Order. Order in the court.

Your Honor, I'd like to call my first witness up, please. Ms. Jill Banks.

All right.

Okay. Jill, I know this is painful, but I need you to think back two nights ago when you were with Mr. Logan here.

It was awful. I felt so used. I thought he was different. I thought he was out of this world.

But Daniel S. Logan wasn't out of this world, was he?

No. No, he wasn't out of this world.

In fact, he was just another example of the many creeps that inhabit our good earth,

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