First time

He just turned 18.

***. 18, he's already late.

Say, were you born hopefully early in the morning?

Yeah, what like 12-1-1?

You're a midnight baby? Okay, cool, I'm gonna go to jail.

Jeez, what am I talking about?

Is mommy making a birthday cake or anything?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah? Really?

You got a little time to kill.

It's only like 3 o'clock.

Good.

What would you know about sister?

Nothing.

Please, you big homo.

Doesn't it bother you he's gay?

I mean, do you have a girlfriend or anything?

Uh, no.

Oh, I'm not that shy here. Why are you so shy over here?

No, you didn't. You walked in on him. You didn't tell me this.

So, so like you actually hung around and watched for a minute.

No wonder you like gay people.

Well, you know, if you do something with him, you'll probably catch something.

You should really go with someone older and experienced.

Someone who's been around for a minute, who looks really good with a camera.

You know, instead of this young, hot, you know, national chain clothing line model.

You know, you should like...

You like older guys?

No.

No? Not at all?

Damn.

So it is in France, Tarja.

Tarja, higher class.

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