Flashing my amazing, unique body whilst opening a package after the postman ruined my orgasm
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Following on from the first half of my ruined orgasm video of the other day, here's me showing off my body and epic tits before putting them away again cos it's too cold. Haha. I shall hold my smelly pussy hands up and say this is more of a SFW blog post than an XXX porn video, but because xH keep changing the goal posts I've got to upload at least two videos a week for it to be worthwhile me being here. Trouble with that is? I'm here because my body has been an absolute dick for the last thirty years and completely controlled my life and the kind of jobs/work I can or can't do! And so in 2022 I decided to flip things and use my body in a positive fashion so that I'd feel better about it. It's still a dick though! Especially when withdrawing from hard core painkillers as I have been over the last month. I've felt utterly horrendous and so making and uploading videos has been the last thing on my mind!
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Right, two tapes.
I'll tape the lid off buddy, maybe not stick it on me.
Oh my god, sorry I'm not good.
I'm brushing my tits, it's fucking cold. I need to put the heating on but...
Don't, don't waste money!
Oh, let's pop you down here.
There we go. Right, so...
Freaky balls!
So a couple years ago I bought a pack of three of these from somewhere.
And they had been...
They were like the last pack and so they were like 10% off and they were still something crazy.
Like £12.
£11.40 something, I don't know.
And unless we lose them, they are so indestructible compared to little tennis balls.
But they're his size because...
I know on Fat Pals you'd have never seen him.
Oh, what's he called? Ex-Hamster?
You might have got glimpses.
Especially in one of the original Bath videos.
But, yeah, packs I saw him.
And then recently, to keep him quiet when we go to places,
I've been giving him the little tennis balls.
But he can kill them in like 10 minutes.
And when they're like £3.00 a time, three tiny balls or four for three that are that same size,
and they last like 10 minutes to half an hour versus indestructible for like £4.00 each.
As they were when I got them a couple years ago.
So why am I... It's a false economy, not buying the cheap ones.
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