Four glamourous peacherinos take part in real Bacchanalia

Nice bit of domestic.

And that's Ben Dawson, star striker, right up the car seat, innit?

No mistake.

Oh!

Gus!

Yeah, Anna James!

Footballer's Wife of the Year!

What's this all about then, Gus?

Well, um...

You know, I, er...

I don't want to be the bearer of bad tidings or anything, but...

Look, you should hear it from Valerie here.

Hello, nice to meet you Valerie.

You too.

Mwah! Mwah!

Now then, um...

This is probably going to be a bit upsetting, right?

But you know I've got a high regard for you and everything,

and I always admired you and your lovely husband.

Yeah.

So, er, it's probably going to be a bit upsetting for you.

So I'll tell you what, Valerie will look after you

and just go with it, all right?

Bad news?

Depends how you take it, babe.

Go on, you two. See you later.

Now then darling, it's going to be a bit of an heartbreaker this alright, but you're pretty cool with broken hearts aren't you?

Go on, go and look after her.

Tony James mate! Hey, great to see you, thanks for coming.

Yeah, got the invitation then?

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