Fuck Lana Croft

I just talked to her and she said she wasn't coming home for like another hour.

I know that.

How did you get in here?

Well, she said it's okay. That's why I'm here.

Who are you?

I'm her father.

I am Aubrey's dad.

Wait a second. You're the dad?

I'm the dad.

She was telling me about you a lot.

Oh, she was?

What was she saying?

She was saying that you're a really, really cute dad.

That everyone likes you.

Aw, that's really cool. That's my girl.

I tell you, she's a sweetheart.

So now you're not mad that I'm here?

No, you can hang out here if you want.

I mean, get that off of you there and put that on there.

No, you're really cute.

That's an Aubrey revealing outfit.

You guys like playing dress up or something?

Uh-huh.

But I shop first and so I'm waiting for her.

I know she told you that she went to like a...

What did she tell you?

She said she was running around doing some errands or whatever.

She said she had stopped by...

Yeah, she's shopping right now.

Yeah, exactly. Is she shopping?

Uh-huh. See, I can tell you everything you want to know.

You're like...

I care.

No, yeah, but I can't be mad. You are like...

It's okay.

She didn't tell you the bad side of my side, did she?

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