Fuck on the bed

Well, I think I have the perfect thing for you.

Really, what?

To make you feel better.

What is it?

How about a foot massage?

Oh, oh my god, you're the best brother.

Well let's see those pretty little feet then.

Oh, that feels so good.

They're so nice.

So how shitty was this date?

Oh my god, the guy just like kept talking about himself and he was just so egotistical and it was just so annoying.

And like he didn't even ask me how my day was, he barely even said hello or anything.

And it was just really rude.

Well I think a foot massage is just in order for that.

Oh, it's perfect.

Just what the doctor ordered, right?

Oh yeah.

Exactly what he ordered.

So, and what else happened besides that?

Um, nothing, just everything he talked about other than himself was just super boring.

And nothing about himself was really exciting either.

He definitely sounds like a loser, sis.

He really is.

I bet he wouldn't have rubbed your feet this good either.

No, you know, it's so weird because I always have so much of a better time hanging out with my brother.

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