Fun with pee

And she goes, girl, you better shut your mouth.

It's in the name of Jesus.

I'm going to smack the devil out of you.

I called the police.

She called 911.

If it's my Lord, lose it.

She goes to make a fist, and I grab her arm,

and I say, don't touch my mom.

You also claim conspiratorial behavior

on the part of police.

That's something that's not working right.

Judge Judy.

You are a clever but cunning, a Judge Judy Shindley.

The people are in agreement.

The cases are over.

The groupings are heightened.

Here's Judge Judy.

Cynthia Aseltine and her daughter, 19-year-old Danielle

Ireland, are suing simple former landlord Sidney

Neese for the return of the security deposit,

moving expenses, and damages from an assault.

All rise.

Justice, I'm here to tell you now

is it's been highly resolute to use

as a sworn judge in the proceedings.

Who is Miss Ireland?

Adam Sandler.

Aseltine?

Aseltine.

Miss Aseltine, according to your complaint,

you, not your daughter, but you rented a room

from the defendant.

Yes, ma'am.

And you found that room on something on the internet

called **********.

Yes, ma'am.

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