Gabriel D'Alessandro and Ken Ott (MH P3)

Just ignore that jerk.

Ew, so now I'm a jerk.

Come on, Asian Hercules, get over here and suck these balls.

Yeah, sucky sucky sucky, dick and balls.

Hey, buddy, the sun's out and so are my guns.

Do you really want to test me?

Hey, man, take a chill pill.

I'm just here for the tryouts

and to check out your buddy's bitch and his ass.

If you let me on your team,

you have the number one batter in the gay leagues.

With that kind of attitude, you won't be on the team.

Or touching his ass.

Show some fucking respect.

All right, okay, look, I'm sorry.

I know I'm an asshole, but I'm only a dick when I'm horny.

Can you please let me on your team?

Don't worry, coach.

Let me take care of him and test his skills.

How about those skills, buddy?

Why don't you give me a tryout?

I mean, that's...

One.

Whoa, easy!

I know I was being a dick out there, but I was

kinda joking with you guys.

Yeah, but if you wanna make a team,

you gotta fuck me good.

That's what I want.

I want you to lay down right here.

Oh, fuck.

And you're gonna fuck me.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

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